AU Where E.RE.N. (Elevated REgeneration Neospecimen) is the result of a genetic experiment in a top secret facility of Biotechnological Research. PhD graduate Levi is hired to design the procedures necessary to ensure his physiological stability, as well as his correct recovery after the experiments he is subjected to.
Since his tasks tend to get boring after a while, seeing as E.RE.N. does nothing but comfortably float inside his gnotobiotic tank, unconscious for as long as he has been ‘alive’, Levi decides to start talking to him. Just to pass the time and because it can’t possibly hurt. Sometimes he talks about how pointless everything is, sometimes he talks about a movie that he’s recently watched. Sometimes he tells him about his assistant Petra and about Hanji, the security guard, and sometimes he will even go as far as to tell him about his personal life.
If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.
1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%)
So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.
I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused.
i’m lauGHING SO HARD
“blah blah blah im a nineteenth century social darwinist prick who believes that im inherently better just because i was born in a certain place”
Gawrsh darn it! I ain’t stupid just ‘cause of the way I talk, youngin’! Y’all thinkin’ we southerners are all stupid ‘cause of our accents an’ our coke. I love our coke. An’ why are all the buggies at the Wally World always broke? Can ya answer me that, oh smart and intelligent person of Seattle?
Dag nabbit! I guess I ain’t so smart compared to ya’ll Seattlers!
(Nice try OP. But you sound like a stupid prick who thinks they’re better than anyone just ‘cause they’re from Washington State. And if this is a joke….Man. That was a baaaaaaaaaaaad joke. Also, your first link was broken).
